American Education is Alive and Well!

Me:  "I'd like a gallon and a half of paint please."
Guy at the Register (GATR): "We don't sell half gallons; we only have gallon and quart cans of paint."
Me:  "Okay give me a gallon and two quarts of paint."

Methinks someone should have paid a bit more attention to rudimentary fractions in math class as a child.

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